Post by Morninglorie on Feb 25, 2012 23:07:56 GMT -5
*sits down and puffs on her pipe, while thinking where to start*
Well, y'sees....
I was'a walkin' round' tha Shire when I sees Mr. Frodo and his'a friends come'a walkin up tha road..
And then, out'a nowher, sum big, mean lookin' fella in black on a big, mean lookin' pony came'a ridin' up tha road..
Well.... Mr. Frodo and his'a friends, they run off...
And tha big mean lookin' fella in black turns and says ta me... "I'll take care of you fools later"
So's.. he juss rode off...
Well, I was'a shaken up bout it all, y'know... but I'sa went bout my bizness bess I could..
I was'a beatin' up some big, nasty spiders wit my club when sum mean lookin' fellas jumped outa nowher and'a grabbed me!
Well... everthin' kinda went dark afta they'a grabbed me...
And I'sa woke up in a jail somewher!
I din't know wher I was.... so I'sa kicked tha bars and was'a hollarin'..... and I giss sum'n outside heard me'a hollarin', cause sum nice fella named Rider came in and beat up them mean lookin' fellas and'a let me outa tha jail..
So's then we found his'a friend, tha Umdeer fella, outside'a fightin' tha mean lookin' fella in black...
And I giss he mussa got hurt.. cause he'a fell down.... and tha big mean fella in black juss'a rode away agin..... he dun't stick round long, do he?..
*sigh* Anywhoo...
I was'a grateful fer them a'rescuin' me, so's I stuck 'round a while and helped git him medicines and stuffs...
And'a bleach my britches purple!.. I'sa found my cuzin Rose while's I was in town..
So's I dacided ta send on a letter home ta let my Ma and Da know I'sa okitay.... and stay on wit cuzin Rose here, and she'a dun intraduced me ta all ya nice folk.
*smiles up at everyone*
Well, y'sees....
I was'a walkin' round' tha Shire when I sees Mr. Frodo and his'a friends come'a walkin up tha road..
And then, out'a nowher, sum big, mean lookin' fella in black on a big, mean lookin' pony came'a ridin' up tha road..
Well.... Mr. Frodo and his'a friends, they run off...
And tha big mean lookin' fella in black turns and says ta me... "I'll take care of you fools later"
So's.. he juss rode off...
Well, I was'a shaken up bout it all, y'know... but I'sa went bout my bizness bess I could..
I was'a beatin' up some big, nasty spiders wit my club when sum mean lookin' fellas jumped outa nowher and'a grabbed me!
Well... everthin' kinda went dark afta they'a grabbed me...
And I'sa woke up in a jail somewher!
I din't know wher I was.... so I'sa kicked tha bars and was'a hollarin'..... and I giss sum'n outside heard me'a hollarin', cause sum nice fella named Rider came in and beat up them mean lookin' fellas and'a let me outa tha jail..
So's then we found his'a friend, tha Umdeer fella, outside'a fightin' tha mean lookin' fella in black...
And I giss he mussa got hurt.. cause he'a fell down.... and tha big mean fella in black juss'a rode away agin..... he dun't stick round long, do he?..
*sigh* Anywhoo...
I was'a grateful fer them a'rescuin' me, so's I stuck 'round a while and helped git him medicines and stuffs...
And'a bleach my britches purple!.. I'sa found my cuzin Rose while's I was in town..
So's I dacided ta send on a letter home ta let my Ma and Da know I'sa okitay.... and stay on wit cuzin Rose here, and she'a dun intraduced me ta all ya nice folk.
*smiles up at everyone*